Chapter 4

Du Li exclaimed in realization: "Haha, no wonder. Tell me, Brother Chu, you shouldn't still be a virgin, right? Don't be shy."

Hehe, you just don't know. Gathering information is something that requires talent. Although I haven't been at Suzhou University for long, I have cast a wide net for intelligence, and I have already made quite a few gains... So, what do you want to know?

He was not shy at all... After a quick consideration, I took the suitcase from his hand

After the joke, Du Lichu looked at me with sparkling eyes and said

Du Lichu exclaimed excitedly: "Then you can indulge freely across the world without rivals, finish with the young ladies and escape, who could possibly catch you? Moreover, you can use your lightness skill to soar through the skies with beautiful women, enjoying the thrill of exposure while also experiencing the ultimate satisfaction of male supremacy"

Do you know that this is called a lecherous thief? Capturing them requires severing their appendage

When it comes to this, Du Lichu's eyes sparkled with excitement. "How can our new generation of youth adhere to conventions? Based on my experience, there are two methods to find beautiful women. The first is a more innocent approach, where we use tools like telescopes at night to directly scout each girls' dormitory, allowing for a quick selection. The second is a more daring approach, where we hide in the girls' shower room to conduct actual reconnaissance, witnessing the perfect and genuine side of the girls, thus avoiding being deceived by cosmetics and push-up bras."

Du Lichu took the antique manual, opened it and glanced through it a couple of times, saying, "Why can't I understand any of these characters? They don't seem to be traditional Chinese characters!"

Du Lichu said: "Where in the world does any lightness skill come from? It's all just boasting in television and books"

Perhaps being friends with him is also a good choice

The handsome young man took a look around the room after entering, then helped me move the luggage into the empty room. He immediately leaped onto the bed, his entire body quickly sinking into the soft mattress, which made him moan in comfort.

Du Lichu felt a twitch in his eyelid and thought: This little monk must be talking nonsense. How could a handwritten manuscript by Bodhidharma be so easily given to me? Moreover, it's not like it's the Yi Jin Jing or the Xi Sui Jing, yet he claims one needs to practice for decades. Has he really watched too much television and read too many martial arts novels?

I pondered and said simultaneously, "I see that you have good potential. To strengthen your body, it will take about three to five years. After ten years, you will achieve some minor accomplishments. However, to reach the realm where your punches can break the wind, it will likely take at least thirty years or more."

I was left speechless by his words, and after a long while, I finally said: "That first method isn't necessarily pure either. If someone knows martial arts, they could climb up to each room in the girls' dormitory and see everything, right?"

Upon opening the door, I found a young man standing at the entrance, holding two large packages and a suitcase. He was quite handsome, though in a different way from my own looks; he was the type of sunny man whose smile was particularly charming.

... ...

What if there is?

Du Lichu said with a facade of righteousness

Du Lichu's face turned red, resembling a cat that had its tail stepped on, as he said: "I... I was already... at the age of fifteen..."

Today, Principal Guan allowed me to take a break. Tomorrow, Dean Chi will personally take me to familiarize myself with the school. While I was feeling extremely bored in my room, there was a knock at the door

So what if he is a man

The handsome young man jumped off the bed, walked to the living room, and casually opened the refrigerator, instantly revealing it packed full of food and pastries; opening the left cabinet of the television, I found it filled with premium Maotai, Wuliangye, and expensive cigarettes; opening the right cabinet, there were various styles of clothing, and upon checking the labels, they were all in foreign languages

My name is Liu Ding, I am seventeen years old, and I am very pleased to meet you

Seeing that he had forgotten my earlier question about the library, I reminded him, "By the way, Brother Chu, you still haven't told me where the most beautiful girls in the school are!"

You must not lie; your brow contains the unrefined essence of a man, and coupled with the clarity and purity in your eyes, how could it be possible that you have already lost your innocence

Ah, I knew you were definitely not an ordinary person; it turns out you are a high monk from the world's number one temple. Brother Liu Ding, I pay my respects to you!

I can tolerate hearing this from Du Lichu, but if it were to be overheard by someone from the martial arts world, they would surely jump up in disbelief: What? A secular disciple can live in the main temple of Shaolin? Dream on! ... Unless ...! ... Unless he is that terrifyingly senior junior disciple of Master Huitong!

"Beautiful ladies, I love you all." Oh no, Zhizhi, another weirdo has appeared across from us. To prevent being spied on, let's quickly install a one-way mirror (where those inside can see outside, but those outside cannot clearly see inside)!

Oh, then you must remember that

No! This book is of no use to you even if you read it

I asked instinctively

Listening to him speak so vividly, I felt a surge of excitement. "Brother Chu, have you tried the second method? You seem so enthusiastic in your explanation"

I am merely a lay disciple, it is of no consequence

Do not scare me; I have never heard of martial arts manuals needing to be translated by foreigners

I answered honestly: "This is a handwritten version in Sanskrit by Master Bodhidharma, certainly not in Chinese. If you want to practice it, you will need to find someone to translate it."

I looked at his brow and said, "Aren't you also a virgin male?"

Wow, is that really the case

I do not know whether this was specifically arranged by the principal; if it is true, I will have to reconsider my impression of him. Although he is very snobbish, his way of dealing with people and handling affairs is quite reassuring.

After several conversations, I have come to a clear understanding of this roommate's character: he is cheerful, loves to boast in his speech, speaks lightly, yet at his core, he is a conservative person

After the loud shout, Du Lichu started boasting again while pulling me along, basically recounting how he was teased by girls in elementary school and how he teased girls in middle school... These private matters were all disclosed by him at the first opportunity.

As he spoke, Du Lichu performed a bow that seemed somewhat formal to me

Upon hearing this, Du Lichu's spirits lifted. "Brother, it is very wise of you to come to Suzhou University; this place has the most beautiful girls in all of Suzhou. However, you must tell me, are you looking for something pure or something more fiery"

I shook my head and refused, saying: "Your character is frivolous, lacking perseverance, and you are not suited for practicing the Luohan Fuhu Quan. I will find a more suitable one for you next time."

To be honest, as soon as he entered, he started chattering away, speaking continuously for such a long time without even blushing or gasping for breath. It is evident that he is a talkative man by nature, and his familiarity made me feel quite comfortable—compared to a silent person, I prefer this kind of casual communication.

Du Lichu dared not speak to me about martial arts any longer, fearing that I might go mad and demand he practice the secret techniques. He walked to the window, pretending to gaze outside, but inadvertently caught sight of the colorful array of various lingerie hanging from the opposite girls' dormitory. This sight stirred his blood, and he exclaimed in excitement.

Brother, come, help me take this

I entered the room, contemplated for a moment, and decided to give him a sufficiently powerful yet not overly difficult version of the Luohan Fuhu Quan.

Haha, this room is mine, right? I often hear others say how great the "presidential suite" is, and now it seems to be really nice!

presidential suite

Hehe, it is commonly said that relying on standing by the roadside to seek beautiful women is incorrect

Haha, I am just saying this casually. I am quite skilled in theoretical analysis. Someone like me, a promising young individual, would engage in such frivolous acts and seek trivial gains, wouldn't I

The handsome young man sat up and, seeing my bewildered expression, immediately became animated. "The presidential suite refers to the best student dormitory at Suzhou University. There are only six rooms on this floor in the entire school, and even if you have money, you can't stay here. And this suite is the best among them, truly exceptional."

Hehe... Haha... The weather is really nice today

Du Lichu smiled brightly as she climbed onto me, "Does Shaolin Temple allow you to flirt with girls?"

If you want fresh fruit, just make a call, and the staff will deliver it to you within five minutes; if you need laundry services or cleaning, one call will take care of everything... The most important thing is that all these items and services are free

Du Li Chu's eyes shifted, and he said, "You won't be like Master Zhou Xingxing, claiming that this secret manual requires decades of practice, will you"

By the way, Liu Ding, since you came out of Shaolin Temple, did you not bring any martial arts manuals with you

Then you have become prosperous

I shrugged and said, "Of course, my master taught me."

The handsome young man, drenched in sweat, said to me

I could not discern his thoughts, smiling as I accepted the Luohan Fuhu Fist, and said nothing further

Without a moment of silence, he suddenly exclaimed: "Oh, look at me, I've been talking for so long without introducing myself. My name is Du Lichu, I am nineteen years old. How about you, my brother?"

Well, there are a few books. Do you want them?

Du Lichu said succinctly: "I am only responsible for summarizing the methods; as for the practice, it will depend on you brave young people."

I do not agree with this approach

I looked at him with amusement, his face full of a playful grin. This person seemed completely unaware of his status. If my disciples and students heard him call me "senior brother," he would probably be immediately sent to the Discipline Hall to face the torturous punishment of dismemberment and the dilemma of life and death. I wonder if he would still be able to laugh then

At this point, the handsome young man smiled and patted me on the shoulder, saying, "Brother, thanks to you, I can stay in the presidential suite with - the - book!"

I hurriedly denied, saying: "It is not like that; I grew up in the Shaolin Temple, which is why I shaved my head"

Du Lichu is an open-minded person; upon hearing this, he did not get angry, especially since he did not take it too seriously

In the end, he patted his chest and said, "Xiao Ding, feel free to ask me any questions; I am the most renowned informant at Suzhou University, and there is no news that I am unaware of"

I hesitated for a moment, but ultimately decided to trust him once. "Do you know where the most beautiful girls in the school are?"

What is good about this? I look to the left and to the right, but I don't see anything.

I unreservedly exposed him by saying: "Oh, haven't you just started school for a month? How could you be an all-knowing little genius?"

Who said that

Du Li Chu immediately ceased to argue, secretly thinking: I didn't expect this little monk to have some tricks up his sleeve... Oh no... That secret manual he just gave me, could it really be...

At this point, Du Lichu's face quickly broke into a smile as he said, "I say, Xiao Ding, after thinking it over, I still believe that having a strong body is more important than anything else. You see... could I possibly take another look at that secret manual from earlier?"

What does it mean

Du Lichu opened his mouth wide, "No way, how could you see through it all?"

Watching him argue defensively, I couldn't help but chuckle to myself. This person clearly has lustful thoughts but lacks the courage to act on them

I reminded Du Lichu, who was increasingly speaking absurdly

You come with me

Du Lichu said: "So it turns out to be you, Liu Ding. I didn't realize you are such a fashionable person, with your bald head so shiny."

Little Ding! You haven't been too deeply affected by the poison of the Shaolin monks, have you

Do you not know

Determined not to believe me, Du Lichu casually returned the book to me and said with regret: "It's a pity that I just finished military training these past few days, and my body is still quite fatigued. I think I will refrain from reading the secret manual for the time being"

Oh, no

Get lost! You, the flower monk!

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